Jesus Christ. I hope these are legit because some of these are raising FABULOUS questions.
you know, my mom told me that when i was little i used to tell her recurring tidbits of a linear series of events from “when i was older”
she mentioned me pointing an old man and getting really excited and saying “hey that man was my student when i used to teach piano!” in a situation, or saying “you know i like you more than my other mom, she was so mean” and my personal favourite is the one where i said “i used to have a gilrfriend once, you know, we were on my motorcyle and i lost control and fell off a cliff on the roadside, i really hope she’s okay”
Children are scary as fuck.
I need to stay away
Wasn’t there a post going around about how maybe the ‘Light at the end of the Tunnel’ that people go to when they die is the opening of the womb when we’re born? And we gradually forget our previous lives as we grow older? Because that post combined with this post scares the living crap outta me.
My mom says that before she realized she was pregnant with my brother, four year old me ran up excitedly going “Mommy I just saw God hiding over there! He said there’s a baby in you! I hope its a little sister!”
And a week later she found out she was three months pregnant.
A while later she says i sadly walked up and went “I wanted a baby sister, but its gonna be a baby brother.” And then wandered back to my toys.
My mom tells me once that when I was like 3, I don’t remember what she said I was responding to, but apparently I said
"Remember? Back when I was big and you was little."
Also, I apparently said a lot of creepy things, like knowing what my Grandpa always did in the car exactly without ever being in the car w/ him, that kind of thing.
Little kids are scary as fuck.
When my little sister was just a baby we would take her into her room to change her diaper. She would always stare into the corner of the ceiling across the room and even try to look around us while we changed her. Finally when she first started learning how to talk she was staring at the same spot and said in the most sympathetic voice, “why are you crying?”
To the empty corner of the room.
Apparently I used to ask the same thing to empty corners when I was little.
my brother-in-law was abusive to my sister (we didnt know at the time he committed suicide a year after this) whenever things got bad whenever he was being rly bad to my sister my nephew would try to protect her (he was threeish) and my sister was scared that he would get hurt but she was too scared to leave (we lived on other side of the country and had no idea she was too scared to talk about it) so one day when he starts being rly bad (her husband) my nephew got distracted and went up stairs and later my sister went after him and he was talking to the corner someone named beatrice and every time it got bad he would start talking to beatrice he said she was an old lady who was rly nice and who said things were gonna be okay and he didnt have to be scared and later they found out an old woman had died in the house but they nvr found out her name
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it’s 2013 and there still isn’t a bridge from america to europe
you know we have airplanes right?
YES CUZ THEN SAM AND DEAN CAN HUNT IN EUROPE AND DEAN CAN HAVE CRAZY CRAP HAPPEN WITH PPL FROM OTHER COUNTRIES WHILE IN THEIR COUNTRIES AND THEY CAN LIKE HUNT MUMMIES IN EGYPT AND WHATEVER STUFF EUROPE HAS AND IM NOT RLY SURE WHAT IS IN ASIA SUPERNATURAL WISE BUT IM SURE IN IS EPIC CMON I NEED THIS I WANT THEM 2 BE ON RUN FROM INTERPOL AND STUFF SO YALL NEED TO BUILD THAT BRIDGE SO THAT SUPERNATURAL CAN GO INTERNATIONAL
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“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
also it doesnt matter what time i wake up unless christmas cookies are on the menu I CANT EAT UNTIL AFTER 11
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Parents: Don’t forget to make us proud
Friends: Don’t forget to socialize
Teachers: Don’t forget to get A’s
Strangers: Don’t forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don’t forget to look good
Society: Don’t forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven’t murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
Tumblr: dont say anything that could even be close to offensive to anyone ever in jest because we will cut you 4 voicing your opinion
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Can we all just take a moment to reflect on the fact that Idina Menzel has made her career by saying “Fuck all of you basic bitches” through song?
elsas walk is amazing like fabulous
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Disney Princesses in chronological order
technically elsa would b before anna cuz she older
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